Well, after (hem-hem) a rather wonderful night over the weekend, I feel sufficiently recovered to inflict my opinions upon the world. That's right, Opinions. I'm gonna tell you what I think whether you give one measly shit or not (you don't). I enjoy ranting, so here it comes bitches.
1. Cake is better than pie. I mean seriously, pie, I appreciate your contributions but cake has this in the bag. The whole thing is sweet, whereas you only contain sweetness.
2. Dogs are better than cats. I mean, god. Cats are (for the most part) pure, unadulterated evil. Yes they are adorable, and sometimes they are nice, but on average, fuck you cats. Fuck t